March 6 ,Friday, 1998
5:50pm
Malaysia Taman Negara National Park
BUNBUN BLAU
Oizumi-kun and MR. are lying on the bunk bed.
It's like in the hell....
Oizumi : "What the hell is this here? It's the worst bed I've ever used. Switch the beds, Suzui-san, please."
MR : "No."
Oizumi : (almost starts to cry) There is a spider here!
I don't know if it's a good spider or a bad spider..."
Yes, that's right.
Oizumi : "Let me go home now! This is a torture.
Anyway you guys
always made a sloppy plans..."
Fujimura-D : "150yen per a stay here."
Oizumi : "I don't wanna stay at such a place even if someone pay
for me!! Let me join the meeting for making plans from next time!
PLEASE! You such shameless guys make nothing together.
The man, like me, have lots of knowledge have to give you
instructions in detail"
""For the lady", to buy a lady a drink - It's such a place where I
wanna go to!
And "I didn't order it."
"From that widow."
I do want to go to such a place!!
Such as Acapurco!!
Oizumi : "What's the facking here, BUNBUN BARAU?!"
D : "Let's leave here as soon as the sun rises."
Oizumi : "YES! We'll start soon when the sun rises. I'll stay to keep
watching till the sun rises!!
t's too noisy here!!
-Boom, boom, boom !!
I can't sleep at all!!"
D : "This IS the outdoor life."
MR. : "I've never thought that we would eat cup nudle in such
an unexplored region."
Oizumi : "It tastes different from the one eat when I'm hungry a
little in the midnight in my room."
D :"This is the taste only in the jungle...!!"
Oizumi : "In this hot jungule, you're too noisy..."
Oizumi : "It's a torture."
Oizumi : "When someone see what we are now, they think
we are criminals put into jail..."
Exactlly.
Oizumi : "What kind of bad things did I do?"
The scene oft he monologue of a criminal watching
at the jungle from window.
I used to live earnestly everyday in Japan.
In Sapporo where is snowing.
What did I do?
They woke me up,
then I took a little nap.
I am here, somehow.
Why am I here?
On the other hand, MR. who look like the boss of guerrilla like a
narcotic tranfficker, concealing himself in jungle...
is putting fire to a mosquito stick eptimistically.
Is this useful anyway??
Oizumi : "It's a torture.
It's a torture.
What kinds of sentences is this?
I hear a strange sound.
It'll be scared me in the midnight.
We should entrust it to Yagyu-sensei.
We don't need to introduce them."
In a little while, Oizumi-kun stops complaining. What is MR. doing now?
D : "Is this you in the under side, MR.?"
In the under side of te bunk bed, MR. who looks like the body
is lying there. Then all of a sudden, the body muttered.
MR : "I wanna shoot the dice...."
MR. :"You're doing nothing but farting."
Oizumi : "LET ME FART. Do you have any compliments?"
It's devastated...
(This is the record of the battle between the wild animal
came without notice and four brave men.)
Ureshino-D : "It's watching us. It's bigger than a cat."
Everyone : "What's that?! It's coming to us. Hey, it's too dark to
see it. Wait, it's coming closer."
Ureshino-D "It's a tiger!! Really?!?!"
?? : "I can see the light."
Ureshino-D : "It must be a tiger. It must be big."
?? : "What should we do?"
Oizumi : "Ure-C, why don't you record it?"
Ureshino-D "Where? Where?"
The BUNBUN BLAU was thrown in to an uproar. Four guys are saying something each othre.
?? : "What?"
?? : "It's coming here!"
?? : "Hey, light there."
?? : "Overthere."
Ureshino-D : "Yes! I recorded it."
Ureshino-D : "Something is glowing."
Oizumi : "Is that really a tiger?"
Ureshino-D : "It must be tiger. There are not big cats like that."
Oizumi : "Oh, what a mess!"
MR. :"Why don't we make a fire?"
Everyone: "Yes, fire, fire!"
Fujimura-D made a fire but was scolded by a commander
MR. : "Do you have anything to be burned, like a piece of paper?"
Yes, that's rigtht!
WHAT??
The silence......
Fujimura-D : "Yes, yes, yes. We recorded the deer."
Oizumi : "Well, we had a real hard time there..."
They walk through the jungle the same way as they walked yesterday.
The boat comes to pick them up.
They feel relieved.
Oizumi : "Now we can see the fight of a big snake and Suzui.
He performs exquisitely. No one can match him."
MR. : "No. I'm no match for Ureshino-D, his voice."
Oizumi : "He had the stage all to himself."
Fujimura-D : "We have to be careful not to be involved in
his pace, or we would be surprised at "THE TIGER!".
It's the last exploration."
MR : "I can't barricade this time."
Oizumi : "MR. will roll his T-shirt around his arm and
light it at the last moment.
really felt relieved that he
didn't do that last night."
MR. : "I would be having my arm bandaged."
Oizumi : "It's awful that he did really mean to do that."
Ending:
Komatsu-san was sentensed to death penalty for
preparing the too thin costume for the king.