WHERE THE STREETS HAVE NO NAME


The bus moved ahead slowly for two hours.
They arrived at a town they doesn't know.
Oizumi-kun was still in a bad condition.
He gave his oppinions of this bus.

Oizumi : "My body became numb by the bus. I don't know if I'm OK or not."
MR. : "Suspentions doesn't work."
D : "They doesn't work, or there are no suspentions."
Oizumi : "It will be the picture like taken in a car race. I forgot if my joints hurts or not."
It looks being shaking so hard in the bus. But Oizumi-kun doesn't sweat at all with wearing a jacket in the over 30℃. D said, "The bus will start soon. Don't you go to toilet?" So Oizumi-kun goes even he doesn't know how long it takes to the toilet anyway.

Out of the bus,
the guide bawled
Oizumi-kun out.
As expected, the only person who were waiting for Oizumi-kun who couldn't come back to the bus on time were the guide. All of other passengers has already got on.

Oizumi : "Why didn't you wait for me as you would be alright if we all couldn't ride the bus?! What are you going to do with one performer? We are only two performers it this program..."
They would be lost in such a town they don't know even the name of it, if they were left.


The problem about seat isn't solved yet. Oizumi-kun's seat is broken, shaking really bad. It makes Oizumi-kun to jump and jump again...

BACK


HOW ABOUT RIDING ON THE BOAT?


They arrived at "Kuala Tenbelin", got on the boat here.
It will be worse than the bus...
Only zinc roof covers over the boat and there is one small engine in it.
Oziumi : "Are you sure we'll ride on it?
    I guess the crocodiles swim faster then this."

They had lunch before getting on such a boat.

Just before starting
Oizumi : "I'm afraid it's not a place for a man wearing a jacket to visit."
D : "It's over 35℃ now."
Oizumi : "He must be strange wearing a jacket in 35℃."
D : "Strange. I think it's the first time for people living here to see the cloth like this."
Oizumi : "I hate all boats. They look like junior high students' handcrafts for the memory of graduation."

As he's saying so...
Oizumi : "NO! It comes again."

Return of diarrhea.
Oizumi : "Two victories for two matches."
You should not make such a dangerous bet.
Oizumi : "The percentage of victories are fifty-fifty or 40% - 60% . I've been beaten. I've lost when I was a highschool student."
What?
Oizumi : "I felt something warm."

The boat they'll get on arrived.
It seems the worst. Would it be so even though people on a pier says, "Have a nice trip!"
What? Is this manually operated?
 
Oizumi : "Hey, wait. We rows too hard."
They'll be dying by rowing...But they were relived to know that they have to row only to leave the shore. Then they heard the cheap sound of the engine.


The boat seemed to be better than they thought. When they were relax and enjoyed the gentle breeze of jungle...

A rattle!!

They heard the sound that the zinc roof was turning over. Hey, hey, it will be blowed off if the boat moves faster than now.
It's clear that the boat is worse than the bus.

Zinc roof was turn over=>

But even on such a boat.... D : "It's a nice vehicle."

Anyway, the boat is going up. And the scenery from the boat is...

Oizumi : "It looks like Monami park (in Sapporo)."
  It's the jungle!


Oizumi-kun falls asleep over and over again though he's in the jungle now. They wake him up by turns.
Oizumi : "Maybe I feel easy to be back here again after a long time. It's like in amniotic of mother..."
In the mother river, there are lots of rare wild animals like

monkies, kingfishers, and a big lizard like Nesshie.

The man were most excited were Fujimura-D. (We can hear only his voice.)

Two hours later. Are you getting better?
Oizumi : "Amazon's (not a Amazon here), jungle's wind takes my cold away, I feel."
D : "I see."

Oizumi : "I feel like this pure wind take poison in my body."

D : "I wish it would take the meanness in the deep inside of you."

Oizumi : "Oh, you're hooting and jeering at me again, Mr.Fujimura."

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The story of being hurry


They arrived at the entrance of the national park, Kuala Tahan on 6:00 pm. They started at 8:00 am, so it past ten hours.
These are no Japanese tourists here at all, off course. They discuss about next schedule in the Taman Negara Resort #16 Lodge where they'll stay tonight.
MR. : "We can't stay leisurely here."
Oizumi : "I would go nowhere."
MR. : "We came here to explore you've been expected so much."



Jungle tour 1: Night Jungle Walk

To walk in jungle with only one flashlight. It's the "night jungle walk". Most of rare wild animals are noctual,so they can see them only in the night in the jungle.
Oizumi : "I don't like animals very much."
D : "We are gonna record animals, not you."
Oizumi : "Why don't you go alone?"
D : "We need the comments of performers."
Oizumi : "Comments....nothing can match your reaction.
  When you found the big lizard, I was surprised at YOU, not the lizard."

D : "The strong guide will be with us."
Oizumi : "We don't understand what he's saying, do we?
  Why did you guys always make such a stupid plan??
  I wanna experience sunset crusing, for example..."

MR : "Absolutelly. You're right."

You planned this trip, didn't you, MR.?
MR. : "Let's go home soon.
  I'm trying not to cut in while you're talking 'cause I understand both of you."
  To tell the truth, I don't like such a trip, neither!! It's too hot here!
  We have nothing to do in the night, we're all men.
  Then we have to something like a Night Jungle Walk. Understand??

Oh, well, well....? We can see how they lose their morale clearly.

D : "You think this project so negatively."
Oizumi : "To begin with, are you ready to recoding in the night perfectly??"
D : "We have this flashlight."
Oizumi : "Can you do it with only the flashlight? You'll say, "We can see nothing." and finish it, won't you?
  People of other TV stations will be laughing to watch your program, saying, "What a stupid man, Fujimura of HTB"."

D : "We'll be alright this time.

This time

We'll record an image

like approaching

to the ecology of unknown animals.

Oizumi : "Are you sure? Don't make a prgram like other TV stations laugh at. You don't reglet at all. You may think you've been doing good so far..."
D : "So far, we haven't recorded anything good. Image of a monky which is out of focus..."
MR. : "I think the image of gecko which Oizumi-kun took is the best."
Oizumi : "Normally, the director stops the project if the performer has a slight fever, 37.3℃.
   Kindly Ureshino-D said to me, "I guess we'd better take Oizumi-kun to the hospital." But this man wearing whiskers said, "If we take him to the hospital, we have to cancel the project for today." That's all. He've never told me about it again, and led me here.
  Though I said, "I don't feel well.", he forced me to do "Night Jungle Walk". Shut up! I HATE NIGHT JUNGLE WALK !!!"

D : "Well, take care of yourself."

Oizumi : "I won't never ever help you if a something bites you!
I'll let you be eaten."

D : "Please take good care of yourself. Yes. The health is the most important.
Please tell me when you feel you can't do it anymore. "

Oizumi : "I can't do it anymore!

  I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!

I CAN'T DO NIGHT JUNGLE WALK !!!"

D : "Don't hesitate to say it when you can't do anymore."

Oizumi : "I just can't.
I just can't "Night Jungle Walk"!!"


BACK


When you think you can't...


A little while ago, Oizumi-kun who were told,
"You can say you can't do anymore when you think you can't."
by Fujimura-D....got out the lodge as expected.

Oizumi : "What are you saying to pationate peple like us?"
But Oizumi-kun still looks in the bad humor. He seems to want to say something about even MR.'s face.
Oizumi : ""Please light up each othrer." ?! Stop kidding...
  We've gotta go now.
  Don't grin with such a face like just woke up.."

MR. : "Oo!"
On the other hand, he looks in good humor.

Anyway, they started to go to the "Night Jungle Walk", even though they couldn't understand what the guide was saying at all!!
Oizumi : "We're not patrol men of neiborhood association..."
They met many kinds of living things in the jungle in the night.

   A gecko   - Oizumi : "agnis-b"

   A spider

   A nanafushi

   A black crab( a spider)- Oizumi : "looks like a crab."

     A black shrimp ( a lizard)- Oizumi : "looks like a shrimp."

They were whispering while they were walking in the darkness, so we can't tell who's talking or what they are talking about clearly.



And MR.'s immpression.

D : "MR., how did you feel?"

...........
......SO-SO.



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